| By
Hermione Granger |
| "Just
because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all
have." |
| "Twitchy
little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" |
| ""I
hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed-or worse,
expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed." |
| "Ron,"
said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart
I have ever had the misfortune to meet." |
| "At
least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in
on pure talent." |
| By
Harry Potter |
| "I
don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." |
| "Are
you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house?
When can I move in?" |
| "Brilliant!
It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us
all!" |
"Harry,
don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he
could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said
Harry sarcastically. |
| "You
can't give a Dementor the old one-two!" |
| "Proud?"
said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I
didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." |
| "You
know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung
under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with
her?" |
| By
Ronald Weasley |
| "Sunshine,
daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow." |
| "Can
I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" |
| "Percy
wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's
tea-cozy." |
| "Lockhart'll
sign anything if it stands still long enough." |
| "I
tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the
way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit.
When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was
singing it a lullaby." |
